Scammers

Submitted by cyclists306 on Thu, 02/04/2010 at 2:44pm.

This is going to be a long comment, so consider yourself warned.

About 10 days ago I listed my mother-in-laws tandem Cannondale bicycle on Craigslist for $1000.  I picked it up at her house and tuned it up.  I have had a couple of legitimate bites, but haven't sold it yet.  But I have also been contacted by 2 scammers.  Both say they will overnight me a "certified" check, then will follow with instructions.  They always refer to the bike as "the item", because they don't even know or care what they are "buying".  So the first check arrived last Thursday for $3950.  Scammer #1 followed up with an email of instructions saying to deposit the "certified check", which makes me laugh, because he just typed in the memo line, "certified check".  Yeah, right, that makes it certified funds all right.  Having worked at Ceridian moving over $1billion in client funds each week, I know a little bit about banking.  Anyway, the first check was sent UPS next day from "Oz Development" in Burbank, was a check from "Power Blasters", a legitimate company in Kentucky, drawn on "Regions Bank" in LaredoTexas.  I called Regions Bank, and they won't verify funds any more over the phone.  Scammer #1 instructs me via email to take $1000 for "the item", plus $100 for my trouble, and wire the difference to some lady in New Jersey, name and address included.  Then he will (ostensibly) have his shipper pick "the item" up.  Of course, if you are foolish enough to wire the difference, you will be out the $2850 because the check is bogus.  So I played scammer one’s little game out, emailing back and forth, until he got off my hook.  I figured I made him waste a lot of time sending me 9+ emails, plus he paid almost $20 to overnight the bogus check to me.  Scammer #2’s check just arrived today, $3500, UPS overnight.  I think I’ll email him that the check wasn’t enclosed, so maybe I can get him to overnight me another check and run his shipping bill up a little farther.Laughing

The other gambit that I played out once, was one of those Nigerian scams where they say they have $X million dollars that they need to put into your account.  I actually got the guy to call me 4 times long distance (from Nigeria??) and tied him up on the phone as long as possible because I was having trouble with the connection and having a hard time understanding him.  He kept wanting me to call him back, which I explained wouldn’t work because every time I tried, it wouldn’t go through.  (chuckle).  I finally told him that I had set up the account to receive the funds, and for our mutual protection, ensured that it was a deposit only account, where funds can be deposited, but are swept out to another secure account immediately after deposit.  Never heard from him again.  Anyway, lame way to entertain myself by bleeding these bloodsucking scammers in any way I can.  I can’t believe there are thieves out there who go to so much effort to steal money from unsuspecting and gullible people.

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Comments:

by geoff - 2 years ago
Fountain Valley, CA United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 11594

wow, we had that EXACT same thing happen, dad.  We were selling our crappy kitchen table on craigslist, just before we moved from Oregon.  Got a huge check in the mail, and we were instructed to take our chunk plus a little extra for our troubles, then wire them the difference.

 

hilarious.   so many boneheads out there, i guess this stuff eventually works on some poor schmuck.

by Valorie - 2 years ago
Orange County United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 13553

Yeah, I read the first line and I was reliving Jodie's experience--quite the drama for a few days.  Yeah, they sent the check Fed Ex (so out that $) to my address which we were trying to figure out how they would even have my address, their shipper would pick up the "item", and forms that were not complete.  Wonder if it is the Severson name that is attracting this scammer?

by Brad - 2 years ago
Fountain Valley, CA United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 1639

Sounds alot like the mysterious check that Jodie received at our house! There's always a scam in the works somewhere, and the efforts people take to try to make it look legitimate is amazing. When I bought my  econo-work car recently, the price seemed too good and I really started to be concerned.  You can actually go on line and check license numbers for stolen vehicles, check dealer business licenses and city permits, and of course, CARFAX and the Better Business Bureau. On the other hand, they took just a personal check from us, so they should have been equally concerned!

by Sean - 2 years ago
Beaverton United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 8398

Funny dad.  There is an increasing amount of idiots out there.  And as internet and phones get more available in 3rd world countries it will become more and more popular. 

by Blueidjode - 2 years ago
St. George, UT United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 6990

It IS amazing to me how many scammers are out there.  Think of how much time they spend on scamming?  Considering how often you see scam emails, responses to postings, phone calls, etc.

by Aimee - 2 years ago
Portland OR United States
Member Since: Feb 2007
Member Points: 5633

Yes, I had this exact same experience when we tried to sell our oven on Craigslist. Even the same thing with "the item" and saying they'd send a "certified check" and have someone pick it up, etc. We didn't even bother to reply, or maybe did at first and said sorry, cash only. Never heard from them again.

by cyclists306 - 1 year ago
Irvine, CA United States
Member Since: Feb 2007
Member Points: 1851

Well I just wrote to scammer #2, and told him I got the UPS overnight envelope, with a white envelope inside with my name and address on it, (true), but there was no check inside (false).  I asked them to overnight me another check.  Will I go to purgatory for lieing to scammers?  Embarassed

by Jay - 1 year ago
San Jose United States
Member Since: Nov 2006
Member Points: 4260

hahaha, that is pretty funny. never had any of these experiences.

by Brad - 1 year ago
Fountain Valley, CA United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 1639

Aimee, I would be very careful about those people who eventually bought your oven. They sound like scammers to me.

by Sean - 1 year ago
Beaverton United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 8398

Hey, I know that money I gave her was good.  I printed it myself!

by Aimee - 1 year ago
Portland OR United States
Member Since: Feb 2007
Member Points: 5633

Well, I took it to the bank and deposited it, and they credited my account, so I guess we're good :-)

by geoff - 1 year ago
Fountain Valley, CA United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 11594

we just got this email at work:   "The owner of a black Grand Cherokee Jeep license # 4NLT842 parked in the east back parking lot, your engine is still running on your car."

 

Wow.

by scott - 1 year ago
Salem, OR United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 3706

hahah, sweet, take it for a joyride.

by Jay - 1 year ago
San Jose United States
Member Since: Nov 2006
Member Points: 4260

hahaha, is it a scam?

by geoff - 1 year ago
Fountain Valley, CA United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 11594

nobody, some bonehead actually left her car running.  Turns out, it was the lady on my team that was the Michael Jackson in our Thriller halloween thing.

by Valorie - 1 year ago
Orange County United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 13553

You post the most random things on these subjects.

by ellie - 1 year ago
Portland United States
Member Since: Mar 2007
Member Points: 311

Clark, I wouldn't worry too much. I think you have to be Catholic to go to purgatory.

by Valorie - 1 year ago
Orange County United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 13553

Never heard that before.

by cyclists306 - 1 year ago
Irvine, CA United States
Member Since: Feb 2007
Member Points: 1851

hahaha.  I'll share that with Dawn; she'll love it.

by Sean - 1 year ago
Beaverton United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 8398

We got this email for our piano:

 

Thanks for getting back to me on time, I'm okay with the price and i will like to know much about its present condition, i'm aksing this due to the fact that i'm not going to be around to come look at it before the purchase as i'm so busy attending to some things I will appreciate if you can send me more closer shot pic for me to view if it is available but if it is not and you can assure me of getting the best no problem.

My mode of payment is via Cashiers Check or MoneyOrder  which you will have to send to me your full name and adddress for it to mail to you as soon as possible.

My shipper will come for the pick up as soon as payment is certified. Also I will be adding an excess to the payment that will be sent to you which you will assist me in sending the the balance to my shipper for their shipping cost. I'm asking you to do this for me cos my schedule for now is very tight and I need to present this item..
Regards

 

To which we responded:

 

OK... let me know how much I need to send to your shipper and I can send that off right away.   I'm sure it cost a lot to ship these but you will love the piano.  It was my grandma's and we were alway told she hid her money inside it but we don't really want to take the time to take it apart because we are so busy attending things so you might get lucky and hit the jackpot. 

 

To which he responded:

 

THANKS FOR THE RESPONSE.....LET ME HAVE YOUR FULLNAME, CONTACT ADDRESS AND A WORKING PHONE NO SO THAT THE PAYMENT IS ISSUE OUT TOMORROW MORNING

 

To which I responded:

 

Just send it to us on Paypal.  $400 plus $900 in service charges.  I'll then send you the treasure map to buried pirate treasure. 

 

To which he didn't respond and obviously got the message finally.

by Jay - 1 year ago
San Jose United States
Member Since: Nov 2006
Member Points: 4260

haha, nice one. there is tons of scams on craigs these days.

by Blueidjode - 1 year ago
St. George, UT United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 6990

hahaha hilarious.

by Valorie - 1 year ago
Orange County United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 13553

Love it. 

by geoff - 1 year ago
Fountain Valley, CA United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 11594

aaaaaaaaaaahahhaah, the moron = pwned.

by cyclists306 - 1 year ago
Irvine, CA United States
Member Since: Feb 2007
Member Points: 1851

Yeah, we had a lead on a room right near where I work that turned out to be a scammer.  Very annoying and frustrating.  What a waste of time!

by Valorie - 1 year ago
Orange County United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 13553

How do you scam going from that direction?  I get the buyers doing the scamming but how does the lister turn into a scam?

by Jay - 1 year ago
San Jose United States
Member Since: Nov 2006
Member Points: 4260

ask you to prepay money, send application fee, etc.

by hseverson - 1 year ago
Portland, OR United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 2271

love the story, Sean. 

by cyclists306 - 1 year ago
Irvine, CA United States
Member Since: Feb 2007
Member Points: 1851

Yeah, this [insert expletive here] person was purportedly living in Texas, and would send me the key upon receipt of the cash wired to him via western union for first/last/deposit.  So I was supposed to be dumb enough to rent this place sight unseen.

by geoff - 1 year ago
Fountain Valley, CA United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 11594

Alright, so here is the proposed game.  Let's see who can set the record for the MOST email replies from one of these idiots.  You have to keep them going as long as you can.  I'm working on a guy right now trying to sell me a sweet ski boat for only $2600.  He said it is at a shipping company in Austin Texas, all ready to be shipped if i just send the money to him.  So i said, "WOW what great luck!  I am in Austin on vacation, and I even have my truck with a tow package.  Let's meet up!" 

by Blueidjode - 1 year ago
St. George, UT United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 6990

hahah I can't wait to hear what he says!

by Valorie - 1 year ago
Orange County United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 13553

ha ha love it

by Brad - 1 year ago
Fountain Valley, CA United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 1639

Hey, I am flying to Austin on Friday, I can check it out for you.

by geoff - 1 year ago
Fountain Valley, CA United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 11594

i've still got him on the line.  It feels like i am fishing.  Trying to keep it on the hook long enough to reel it in.

by Blueidjode - 1 year ago
St. George, UT United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 6990

"I do require that all applicants and additional renters who will be living in the home complete a creditcheck to ensure their eligibility. I have so many people apply for homes that I have to make sure they are qualified renters before I show the property. This ensures neither of us will be wasting our time.

It is okay if you have bad credit (trust me). We just check to make sure that you don't have several evictions on your record.
I also had to recently stop giving out the exact address of rental properties before I am able to show them because last time I did that the house was vandalized (I will be glad to send you the address right after your reply)

As soon as you can, please click and go to the secure website link below to complete the credit check: (takes about 30 seconds) Once you complete, I'll call you.

Click Here for Credit Check

This process turns some people off, so I completely understand if you decide not to complete them. In that case, good luck with your home search. I just want to be honest with you up front about our process, which does a good job of protecting us from ineligible renters and scammers."

by Blueidjode - 1 year ago
St. George, UT United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 6990

SCAMMER.  I emailed back before doing anything of the sort, and the email address was no good.  Loser.  I get so mad when I waste my time emailing to a fake post on Craigslist!

by Valorie - 1 year ago
Orange County United States
Member Since: Jan 2007
Member Points: 13553

UGHHHHHHHHHHH  Poor Jodi.

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